Category Archives: Anime Awards

Official Hall of Fame

Here’s where we honour the superlative series with most excellent elements and amazing attributes. Awarded to the best anime I review in a given year. First, I’ll explain the awards.

Best in Show- Awarded to the best thing I did a bonus review of.

Simone Award- Awarded for best writing in a serious series.

Miyazaki Award- Awarded for best writing in a film.

Pratchett Award- Awarded for best writing in a comedic/ light-hearted series.

Kanemaki Award- Awarded for best romance in a series.

Moore Award- Awarded for the strongest cast of characters.

Claremont Award- Awarded for best conflict.

Urbino Award- Awarded for strongest visuals.

Sir Stewart Award- Awarded for best acting.

Kloss Award- Awarded for best music.

Year One Recipients

Psycho Pass

Psycho Pass

Simone Award, Claremont Award


Nausicaä of The Valley of the Wind

Miyazaki Award, Urbino Award

Bottle Fairy

Bottle Fairy

Pratchett Award



Kanemaki Award

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Sailor Moon

Moore Award

Black Rock Shooter

Black Rock Shooter OVA

Sir Stewart Award

Slayers Perfect

Slayers Perfect

Kloss Award

Year Two Recipients

Ghost in the Shell

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Simone Award

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Kara no Kyoukai 4

Miyazaki Award

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Doki Doki PreCure

Pratchett Award

Mahou Shoujo lyrical Nanoha

Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha

Kanemaki Award, Sir Stewart Award


Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin

Moore Award

Shingeki no kyojin

Shingeki no Kyojin

Claremont Award

Tokyo Godfathers

Tokyo Godfathers

Urbino Award

K-on film

K-on the Film

Kloss Award

Year Three Recipients


Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS

Simone Award, Kanemaki Award

Spirited Away

Spirited Away

Miyazaki Award, Urbino Award

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Yuru Yuri San Hai

Pratchett Award

Death Parade

Death Parade

Moore Award

Nanoha A's

Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A’s 

Claremont Award



Urbino Award

Glass no Kamen

Glass no Kamen

Sir Stewart Award

Love Live

Love Live series 2

Kloss Award

Year Four Recipients 


El Cazador de La Bruja

Simone Award, Kanemaki Award


Mononoke Hime

Miyazaki Award, Urbino Award


Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka series 2

Pratchett Award

Sailor Moon S10

Sailor Moon S

Moore Award


Haibane Renmei 

Claremont Award

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Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex 2nd Gig

Urbino Award


Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu

Sir Stewart Award

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Love Live The School Idol Film

Kloss Award

Year Five Recipients


Ohimesama no Himitsu

Best in Show



Simone Award

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Koe no Katachi

Miyazaki Award


Azumanga Daoih 

Pratchett Award


Shuumatsu no Izetta

Kanemaki Award, Kloss Award


Hunter x Hunter 2011

Moore Award, Sir Stewart Award

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Vivid Strike

Claremont Award

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Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans

Urbino Award

Wind Rises

Kaze Tachinu

Urbino Award

Year Six Recipients


Secret Six: Villains United

Best in Show


Cowboy Bebop

Simone Award, Sir Stewart Award

Splash Star film

Futari wa PreCure Splash Star: Tick Tack Kiki Ippatsu

Miyazaki Award

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Galaxy Angel 2

Pratchett Award


Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san

Kanemaki Award

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So Ra No Wo To

Moore Award, Kloss Award

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Figure 17: Tsubasa & Hikaru

Claremont Award

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Flying Witch

Urbino Award

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Mary to Majo no Hana 

Urbino Award

Year Seven Recipients


The Hogfather

Best in Show

Chrno Crusade

Chrno Crusade

Simone Award, Sir Stewart Award

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Glass no Hana to Kowasu Sekai

Miyazaki Award

Sailor Stars

Sailor Moon Stars

Pratchett Award, Moore Award

Gundam Wing

Mobile Suit Gundam Wing

Kanemaki Award

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Arslan Senki

Claremont Award

Bubblegum Crash

Bubblegum Crash

Urbino Award


Omoide no Marnie

Urbino Award



Kloss Award

Official Hall of Shame

Here’s where we put the sultans of shite, rulers of rubbish and emperors of excrement from the yearly Awards. Awarded exclusively to anime I review over the course of a year. We’ll start with a quick explanation of the awards themselves.

Worst in Show- Awarded to the worst thing that got a bonus review that year.

Moffat Award- Awarded for worst writing in a supposedly serious series or OVA

Abrams Award- Awarded for worst writing in a film.

Macfarlane Award- Awarded for worst attempt at comedy.

Meyer Award- Awarded for worst romance.

Anno Award- Awarded for worst cast of characters.

Bendis Award- Awarded for worst conflict.

Liefeld Award- Awarded for worst art.

Spencer Award- Awarded for worst acting.

Perry Award- Awarded for worst music.

Year One Recipients

Crime Edge

Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge

Moffat Award

End of Eva

End of Evangelion

Abrams Award, Anno Award


Ore no Imouto ga Konnani

Macfarlane Award, Meyer Award

From up on Poppy hill

From Up On Poppy Hill

Bendis Award

Cheesesteak Suppository

Aku no Hana

Liefeld Award

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon (English dub)

Spencer Award, Perry Award

Year Two Recipients


Neon Genesis Evangelion

Moffat Award, Anno Award, Spencer Award



Abrams Award

Kill la kill

Kill la Kill

Macfarlane Award


Mawaru Penguindrum

Meyer Award


Sword Art Online

Bendis Award

Amada Mario

Amada Anime Series- Super Mario Brothers

Liefeld Award

Street Fighter II

Street Fighter II

Perry Award

Year Three Recipients


Madhouse’s X-men

Moffat Award


Hetalia: Paint it White

Abrams Award



Macfarlane Award

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Love Hina Again

Meyer Award, Anno Award



Bendis Award, Spencer Award

Corpse Party

Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

Liefeld Award

Fusion Reborn

DBZ: Fusion Reborn

Liefeld Award

Mars of Destruction

Mars of Destruction

Perry Award

Year Four Recipients


Brain Powerd

Moffat Award


Hanare Toride no Yonna

Abrams Award, Liefeld Award



Macfarlane Award, Anno Award, Spencer Award


Dance in the Vampire Bund

Meyer Award


Sword Art Online II

Bendis Award


Garzey no Tsubasa 

Liefeld Award



Perry Award

Year Five Recipients

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Civil War

Worst in Show


Elfen Lied

Moffat Award, Anno Award, Liefeld Award



Abrams Award, Liefeld Award, Perry Award

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Idol Project

Macfarlane Award

Wolf Guy

Wolf Guy

Meyer Award, Spencer Award

AD Police

AD Police

Bendis Award

Year Six Recipients


Detroit Become Human

Worst in Show

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Tiger And Bunny

Moffat Award

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Bio Hunter

Abrams Award

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Grand Blue 

Macfarlane Award, Anno Award

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Junjou Romantica

Meyer Award

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Meisou-ou Border

Bendis Award

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Ajin 2

Liefeld Award


Godzilla Kaijuu Wakusei

Liefeld Award

Elf princess Rane

Yousei Hime Ren

Spencer Award


Puni Puni Poemii

Perry Award

Year Seven Recipients

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House of M

Worst in Show

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Satsuriko no Tenshi

Moffat Award, Bendis Award

Phantom yuusha densetsu

Phantom Yuusha Densetsu

Abrams Award, Liefeld Award


Sakurasou no Pet Na Kanojo

Macfarlane Award, Meyer Award

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Goblin Slayer

Anno Award

Dunwich Horror

H.P. Lovecraft’s The Dunwich Horror and Other Stories

Liefeld Award


Fushigi no Kuni no Miyuki-chan

Spencer Award



Perry Award

Ktulu’s 7th annual awards & shaming

It’s that time of year where I go over the best and worst things I’ve reviewed since February 14th of last year. We’ll start with the bonus reviews, best and worst of.

Bonus Reviews Worst in Show: 

I’ve only had this one for a couple years and the previous winners were Civil War & Detroit: Become Human. The big stinkers I had to choose from here were The Little Mermaid, House of M & X-men Evolution. And since The Little Mermaid got rated slightly higher, that leaves two X-men related contenders. Both are series with major plot issues. Both are works that screwed the characters they used. But in the end, the worst by a narrow margin was:

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The reason why is a very simple one. House of M had more impact on comics and works that came after. The only thing Evolution did was give us two characters, Spyke & X-23, who never seem to appear in anything good. House of M was used for a bunch of other terrible comic stories and events.

Bonus Reviews Best in Show:

Our previous winners were Ohimesama no Himitsu & Secret Six: Villains United. For this one, I really had two options. The romantic comedy Saving Face or the classic BBC take on the Hogfather. It’s a tough choice since both are absolutely phenomenal. But the accolade goes to:


Doing an adaptation of a novel as good as anything in the Discworld franchise is very difficult. Most films and series wouldn’t even try. They’d just give you a cheap work that vaguely resembles the original. Which is one of the big reasons the Hogfather stands out. So much care went into deciding what could be cut without compromising the core of the story and what we get is the perfect adaptation.

I’m not going to list every series/film I’ve seen this year this time round. If you’re really curious about everything eligible, you can scroll through the blog to last year’s awards and check. This will also be the last year I include previous winners in the post itself. When I get the chance this or next week I’ll do two posts. A hall of shame and a hall of fame where I catalog all the winners and I’ll just link and edit that next year. Just because I’ve been doing this long enough that the lists of previous winners is getting unwieldy.

The Moffat Award for worst writing in a series or OVA we’re supposed to take seriously. Previous wall of shamers were: Dansi Bunri no Crime Edge, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Madhouse’s X-men, Brain Powerd, Elfen Lied & Tiger & Bunny. 

This year they’re going to be joined by Satsuriku no Tenshi

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This series was truly awful. It’s not just really stupid, it’s really stupid, full of plot holes and with horribly written characters. I’ve technically seen worse horror since this isn’t quite as bad as Elfen Lied, but it comes really close.

The Simone Award for best writing in a serious series or OVA. Our previous winners have included such classics as Psycho Pass, Ghost in the Shell SAC, Nanoha StrikerS, El Cazador de la Bruja, Mononoke & Cowboy Bebop. This year they’re joined by:

Chrno Crusade

Chrno Crusade is one of those rare series where everything falls together perfectly. The plotting, characters, romance, ending… they all come together for a near perfect whole.

The Abrams Award for worst writing in a film. We’ve seen this go out to End of Evangelion, Metropolis, Hetalia: Paint it White, Hanare Toride no Yonna, Arion & Bio Hunter. This year I had a very clear “Winner” in:

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For those of you who don’t remember Phantom Yuusha Densetsu, it was a terrible OVA film with a nonsensical plot, severely under-written characters and very low effort.

The Miyazaki Award for best writing in a film. Previous winners were Nausicaa, Kara no Kyoukai 4, Spirited Away, Mononoke Hime, Koe no Katachi & Futari wa Precure Splash Star: Tick Tack Kiki Ippatsu. This one also had a clear winner this year with:

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Glass no Hana to Kowasu Sekai was a fascinating film with an interesting aesthetic and a very well constructed story.

The Macfarlane Award for worst comedic/ light-hearted series. Prior wall of shamers have included: OreImo, Kill la Kill, Sunabouzu, Kashimashi, Idol Project & Grand Blue. This year they’re joined by the obvious choice:


There was a point this year where I thought Miyuki-chan would easily take this award. Then this came along. Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo is easily among the worst comedies I’ve ever seen. Obnoxious characters, zero funny moments and incessant idiocy.

The Pratchett Award for best comedic/light-hearted series. Previous hall of famers were: Bottle Fairy, Doki Doki Precure, Yuru Yuri San Hai, Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka 2, Azumanga Daioh & Galaxy Angel 2. Joining them this year:

Sailor Stars

Sailor Moon Stars was a series with a great sense of fun. Endearing characters, really funny moments. It’s just a delight to watch.

The Meyer Award for worst romantic elements. Previous hall of shamers were: OreImo, Mawaru Penguindrum, Love Hina Again, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Wolf Guy & Junjou Romantica. This year they’re joined by:


Chalk up another for Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo. With its shitty, chemistry bereft romances. I thought about giving this to Gunbuster but it wasn’t nearly as bad.

The Kanemaki Award for best romantic elements. Previous winners were: Btooom (Himiko/ Ryouta), Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS (Nanoha/ Fate), El Cazador de la Bruja (Ellis/ Nadie), Shuumatsu no Izetta ( Finé/ Izetta) & Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san (title characters). This year it goes to:

Gundam Wing

I’ll be honest, it was really hard to choose this year. I love Chrno & Rosette as a couple. I adore Haruka & Michiru in Stars. And this week’s review of Given gave us another really strong contender. But Quatre & Trowa are one of my favourite couples in anime and watching the series again just reinforced how well they work as a pair.

The Anno Award for worst cast of characters. Previous Hall of Shamers: End of Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Love Hina Again, Kashimashi, Elfen Lied & Grand Blue. This year they’re joined by:

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I was tempted to also give this one to Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo or to give another to Satsuriku no Tenshi but Goblin Slayer ended up taking it. Part of it is the heavily harem-inspired characterisation. Part of it is the one-dimensionally rapey villains. Part of it is that it just has a larger major cast than Satsuriku. Part of it is the laziness in not even giving these characters proper names. The final part of it is the abundance of “rape or near rape as back story” for the female characters in the series.

The Moore Award for strongest cast of characters. Previous winners were: Sailor Moon, Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin, Death Parade, Sailor Moon S, Hunter x Hunter 2011 & So Ra No Wo To. This year they’re joined by:

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The only reasons I gave Sailor Moon Stars this one over Chrno Crusade are that Stars has a larger cast to work with. And Stars does not have a dirty old man character. I also considered Gundam Wing, Bubblegum Crash & Arslan Senki, but Stars outshined all its competition, in the name of the moon.

The Bendis Award for worst conflict. Previous winners were From Up On Poppy Hill, SAO, Ice, SAO II, AD Police & Meisou-ou Border. This year it goes to:

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Satsuriko no Tenshi doesn’t have a conflict that even works in theory. She wants to die but first she wants to lead a serial killer out of a complex and she doesn’t want to be killed by anyone but this one dude. It only sounds like a nonsensical mess because it is.

The Claremont Award for best major conflict. Previous winners were: Psycho Pass, Shingeki no Kyojin, Nanoha As, Haibane Renmei, Vivid Strike & Figure 17. This year they’re joined by:

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Arslan Senki shows an epic conflict spanning many years with a lot of well thought out strategic elements. The only reason it’s winning over Chrno Crusade, however, is that a lot of Chrno Crusade’s episodes are more stand alone whereas everything in Arslan connects to the main conflict.

The Liefeld Award for worst visuals. Previous winners were Aku no Hana, Amada: Mario Brothers, Corpse Party, Garzey no Tsubasa, Elfen Lied & Ajin 2 for the series category. DBZ: Fusion Reborn, Hanare Toride no Yonna, Arion & Godzilla Kaijuu Wakusei for the film.

This year, the winners are:

Lovecraftion horror is difficult enough to add visuals to since so much of it is based on creatures that are indescribably horrific but when you make those visuals claymation that makes Gumby look high quality, you just destroy any chance to make anything remotely scary. Which is what The Dunwich Horror & Other Stories did.

Phantom is an awful looking film. Janky, half-assed animation. Low effort artwork in general. They clearly just didn’t care.

The Urbino Award for amazing artwork. Previous series winners: Mushishi, Stand Alone Complex 2nd Gig, Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans & Flying Witch. Previous film winners: Nausicaa, Tokyo Godfathers, Spirited Away, Mononoke Hime, Kaze Tachinu & Mary to Majo no Hana. This year they’re joined by:

Bubblegum Crash may be an older series but it still looks really impressive. Even moreso given how much modern technology they didn’t have access to. Seeing the Sabres go into action is definitely a treat.

For films, I had trouble deciding between Marnie & Totoro since both films look pretty much equally fantastic. I ended up letting the rating difference decide since something had to break the tie.

The Spencer Award for worst Acting. Previous winners: Sailor Moon’s English dub, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ice, Kashimashi, Wolf Guy & Yousei Hime Ren. This year it goes to:


Fushigi no Kuni no Miyuki-chan is awfully acted. While Kouda Mariko is a capable actress in series like Kemono Friends or Dirty Pair Flash, all she does in this series is run around and scream. And that’s the most prevalent sound in the series.

The Sir Stewart Award for best acting. Previous winners were Black Rock Shooter (OVA), Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Glass no Kamen, Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu, Hunter x Hunter 2011 & Cowboy Bebop. This year it goes to:

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This was tough to pick since I’ve reviewed quite a few series and films with excellent voice acting. I ended up narrowing it to Chrno Crusade and Glass no Hana and the ultimate reason I gave it to Chrno Crusade is that Glass no Hana only has three major characters and most of the film focuses on the three of them whereas Chrno Crusade has quite a robust cast and they’re all excellent.

The Perry Award for awful music. Previous winners: English Sailor Moon, Street Fighter II, Mars of Destruction, Kagewani, Arion & Puni Puni Poemii. This year they’re joined by:


Onigamiden has a lot of problems. One of them is that the music does not match the aesthetic and isn’t properly balanced. It’s definitely not a good sound.

The Kloss Award for fantastic music. Previous winners: Slayers Perfect, K-on the film, Love Live 2, Love Live the Film, Shuumatsu no Izetta & So Ra No Wo To. This year it goes to:


While there are some songs in other anime, like Raging Waves or Shoot Love Hunter, that I would prefer on a stand alone basis, Given excels at taking its music, theme tunes included, and making them heavily plot relevant. While still being good songs. Which is why it takes the win here.

Five Worst overall of the year:

#5 Goblin Slayer 

There were a lot of “3” ratings that could have made this list. But only room for one with the 2 and 1 scores. The reason I ultimately picked Goblin Slayer as opposed to Gunbuster or Onigamiden is that I have a special hatred for dark and stupid content.

#4 Fushigi no Kuni no Miyuki 

That series that tells us sexual harassment is funny when it’s among women.

#3 Satsuriku no Tenshi

The only thing horrific about this horror series is the quality.

#2 Phantom Yuusha Densetsu 

There were two 1 scores this year. This was the slightly less shit of them.

#1 Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo 

This was easily the most obnoxious series I watched this year. And the longest series in the bottom five. Just to prolong your agony.

Five Best of the Year:

#5 Gundam Wing

There were a lot of “8” score and only room in the top five for one. The reason it went to Gundam Wing over Arslan Senki, Totoro, Given, Bubblegum Crash or any of the others is just because I think it’s slightly closer to a “9” than any of them.

#4 Omoide no Marnie 

This was an excellent film with a touching story and strong dynamic between the two main characters.

#3 Chrno Crusade

There were three perfect ten scores this year and ranking them from slightly more substantial problems to slightly more significant is going to take a lot of nit-picking since the top three are all excellent with basically microscopic quality differences. And the only reason Chrno Crusade is ranked lowest of the three is that it has the Elder.

#2 Glass no Hana to Kowasu Sekai

This is a fantastic film and I can’t recommend it enough. The reason it takes the two spot is that I felt my nitpicks for it were a little more substantial than my nitpicks for the best anime of the year.

#1 Sailor Moon Stars

The best season of one of the best magical girl franchises of all time.

Ktulu’s 6th Annual Awards & Shaming Ceremony

Welcome, Everyone, to this year’s rewards. Where we celebrate the best anime I’ve reviewed for the year and take shots at the worst. This year, we’ll be doing something a little different. At the end, after the individual rewards, I’ll be doing a list of the five best and worst overall. Now, as usual we’re covering everything from February 15th 2018 up to this week’s review of Hybrid Child.

We’ll move right into things with the best and worst of our bonus reviews. And no, we won’t be counting the bonus reviews for the top and bottom five. The list of potential candidates is: A Hard Day’s Night, Avengers: United They Stand, The Black Cauldron, Blake’s Seven Series One, C.O.P.S, D.E.B.S, Detroit: Become Human, The Hulk, Maximum Carnage, Pryde of the X-men, The Rescuers, Secret Six: Villains United, Silver Surfer, Star Trek: Next Gen/ X-men Second Contact, Stories of Ibis, The Thing

The Worst in Bonus:

It probably seems like this will be difficult since the lowest score I gave a Bonus review this year was a 3/10, and there were four things to get that score. However, it’s actually easy because there’s one thing that almost got lower and I still feel a “3” was a bit generous for. So, the worst of award goes to Detroit: Become Human. A terrible game with little game play and the worst toss in terms of writing, but it earned a merely bad score solely because its graphics are great.

The Best in Bonus:

This one was much tougher to decide. There were four 9/10 reviews this year and all of them have a lot to recommend them. We have thirteen issues of one of Gail Simone’s best comic runs, possibly John Carpenter’s best film, one of Disney’s best films & a brilliant collection of short stories with a cohesive narrative tying them together. Out of all those works, I ended up deciding to give it to Secret Six: Villains United.


While any of those four could have gotten it, I think that’s the one that had the biggest burden in terms of making the audience care and something had to be the deciding factor.

And the anime reward candidates are: A-ko the Versus, Aggressive Retsuko, Ajin series 2, Aki no Kanade, Ayane-chan High Kick, Bio Hunter, Black Lagoon: Roberta’s Blood Trail, Boku no Hero Academia, Citrus, Cowboy Bebop, D-Frag, Dirty Pair Flash, Dragonball: Majinjou no Nemuri Hime, Dragon Half, Dragoon, Elf wo Karu Mono-tachi, Figure 17: Tsubasa & Hikaru, Flying Witch, Fortune Quest, Futari wa Precure Splash Star: Tick Tack Kiki Ippatsu, Galaxy Angel 2, Garo: Honoo no Kokuin, Godzilla: Kaijuu Wakusei, Grand Blue, Hellsing Ultimate, Hybrid Child, Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san, Iron Man, Jinzou Ningen Kikaider, Junjou Romantica, Kakurenbo, Kanamemo, Made in Abyss, Mahoutsukai Sally, Makai Senki Disgaea, Mary to Majo no Hana, Meisou-ou Border, Melty Lancer, New Game, Ninja Batman, Ojamajo Doremi, Overlord II, Panda Kopanda, Pokemon: Mewtwo no Gyakushuu, Puni Puni Poemii, Renkin San-kyuu Magical Pokaan, Sailor Moon SuperS, Slayers: Great, So Ra No Wo To, Tetsuwan Birdy Decode, The Choujo, Tiger & Bunny, Uchuu Kaizoku Mito no Daibouken, Witch Hunter Robin, Xiao Qian, Yousei Hime Ren, Yuru Camp, Yuuki Yuna wa Yuusha de Aru, Yu Yu Hakusho the film

The Moffat Award for worst writing in a series or OVA we’re supposed to take seriously. Prior winners: Dansi Bunri no Crime Edge, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Madhouse’s X-men, Brain Powerd & Elfen Lied. This year they’re joined by Tiger & Bunny.

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With tacky product placements, massive plot holes, terrible characters and an inconsistent world Tiger & Bunny is truly garbage.

The Simone Award for best writing in a serious series or OVA. Former champions were Psycho Pass, Ghost in the Shell SAC, Nanoha StrikerS, El Cazador de la Bruja, & Mononoke. This year it has to go to the year’s one 10/10 series, Cowboy Bebop.


A classic in the truest sense and well deserving of the Simone award.

The Abrams Award for worst writing in a film. This has gone to End of Evangelion, Metropolis, Hetalia: Paint it white, Hanare Toride no Yonna & Arion. This year the two I kept coming back to were Bio Hunter & Godzilla: Kaijuu Wakusei. But only one can sit at the bottom of literal excrement and this year it’s Bio Hunter.

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Netflix’s Godzilla may have been slow, boring and had a really lame depiction of Godzilla but Bio Hunter is a film dedicated to having as many dumb, nonsensical plot points as it can fit. Which does make for a worse film.

The Miyazaki Award for best writing in a film. This year’s winner will join Nausicaa, Kara no Kyoukai 4, Spirited Away, Mononoke Hime, & Koe no Katachi. This year, it goes to Futari wa Precure Splash Star: Tick Tack Kiki Ippatsu.

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I struggled a bit to decide from this, Aki no Kanade & Slayers Great. This one ultimately gets it because I think it has the strongest pacing and a more engaging conflict out of the three.

The Macfarlane Award for worst comedy. Previous winners were OreImo, Kill la Kill, Sunabouzu, Kashimashi & Idol Project. This year it was hard to decide between Grand Blue & Elf wo Karu Mono-tachi. Both are absolutely terrible but the worst of the worst is Grand Blue.

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Here’s the thing, I rolled my eyes a lot when watching Elf wo Karu Mono-tachi but I got more annoyed when watching Grand Blue and the reason both for that and Grand Blue ultimately getting it is that the characters in this are so unbearably obnoxious.

The Pratchett Award for best comedic sense. The prior winners were Bottle Fairy, Doki Doki PreCure, Yuru Yuri San Hai, Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka 2 & Azumanga Daioh. This year, it goes to Galaxy Angel 2.

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This series is just an absurdly good time. It’s hyperactive, zaniness at its finest.

The Meyer Award for worst romantic elements. We’ve given this to OreImo, Mawaru Penguindrum, Love Hina Again, Dance in the Vampire Bund & Wolf Guy. Romance is hard to botch as badly as these series managed but this year, we had one heavily romance-oriented work that did it. And that’s Junjou Romantica.

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Yes, the story where the main couple has a relationship built entirely off of rape. It’s also our first winner that isn’t het, proving that any type of couple can be terrible.

The Kanemaki Award for best romance. Previous winners were Btooom (for Himiko/ Ryouta), Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanha StrikerS (both for NanoFate), El Cazador de la Bruja (Ellis/ Nadie) & Shuumatsu no Izetta (Finé/ Izetta). This year is a bit tough because there aren’t really any amazing romances but we do have more than one solidly good one and the best among them is Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san.


They don’t have a really complex relationship, but it is pretty damn cute. It’s just an enjoyable, light-hearted romantic dynamic.

The Anno Award for the worst cast of characters. The former crap crews were End of Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion. Love Hina Again, Kashimashi & Elfen Lied. This year the winner is Grand Blue.

Grand Blue

There are very few anime where every character is immediately hateable to this extent. Grand Blue seems to make it a point of pride to have trash characters.

The Moore Award for strongest cast of characters. The previous champions have been Sailor Moon, Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin, Death Parade, Sailor Moon S & Hunter x Hunter 2011. Usually, this award goes to something with a very robust cast that manages to do a spectacular job with writing them all well. Simply because it’s harder to write a cast of a dozen well than it is to write a cast of five. This year, I have to give it to So Ra No Wo To.

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It has a smaller core cast than I’d normally look for, but every side character is really well written. The main cast is amazing and the series gives the “antagonists” sympathetic motivations and makes them very human.

The Bendis Award for worst conflict. The winners thus far have been From Up on Poppy Hill, SAO, Ice, SAO II & AD Police. This year the series that least knows how to keep things remotely compelling is Meisou-Ou Border.

While not among the worst series I’ve watched overall, it has nothing happening in it. The “conflict” is basically two idiots mucking about. Adventure?

The Claremont award for best major conflict. The plots that got this previously were Psycho Pass, Shingeki no Kyojin, Nanoha As, Haibane Renmei & Vivid Strike. This year, it goes to Figure 17.

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What makes this one really stand out in regards to this is that it has multiple conflicts. The whole situation with Tsubasa & Hikaru as heroes is one thing. Their interpersonal situations involve more and they’re all really compelling and they mesh together very neatly. Which is very impressive.

The Liefeld Award for worst visuals. Aku no Hana, Amada: Mario Brothers, Corpse Party, Garzey no Tsubasa & Elfen Lied all won this for the series category. For films, DBZ: Fusion Reborn, Hanare Toride no Yonna & Arion have taken it. This year, the winners are Ajin 2 & Godzilla Kaijuu Wakusei.

Ajin 2 earns its spot for having bad artwork that really hurts what it’s going for. Netflix’s Godzilla earns it by also having CG that looks like crap and also having the worst action sequence involving Godzilla ever animated.

The Urbino Award for amazing artwork. Series winners have been Mushishi, Stand Alone Complex 2nd gig & Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans. Film winners have been Nausicaa, Tokyo Godfathers, Spirited Away, Mononoke Hime & Kaze Tachinu. This year our winners are Flying Witch & Mary to Majo no Hana.

I won’t lie, the series one was really hard to pick since Cowboy Bebop, Flying Witch and Boku no Hero Academia all have spectacular art and animation that stand out. But, ultimately, if I was going to just look at images from any of them because the series just looks so good, it would be Flying Witch. Mary to Majo no Hana was an easy choice. The backgrounds, characters and everything else in that film just looks great.

The Spencer Award for horrendous mouth noises. Previous winners were Sailor Moon’s English dub, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ice, Kashimashi & Wolf Guy. This year they’re joined by Yousei Hime Ren.

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The other two series I really considered giving this too were Grand Blue & Puni Puni Poemii but, while those both had really annoying acting, this one was so badly done it literally gave me a headache to listen to.

The Sir Stewart Award for greatest acting. This one is always difficult to choose but the previous stand outs have been Black Rock Shooter (OVA), Nanoha, Glass no Kamen, Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu and Hunter x Hunter 2011. This year, it’s going to Cowboy Bebop.


Cowboy Bebop is a series with excellent actors and they’re all fantastic in it. So, while a lot of other anime I’ve reviewed this year have had great acting, it does stand out as the best.

The Perry Award for awful music. Previously, this was granted to English Sailor Moon, Street Fighter II, Mars of Destruction, Kagewani & Arion. This year, it goes to Puni Puni Poemii.


The soundtrack in this is what happens when a good composer seemingly doesn’t give a shit. And the OST suffers immensely for it.

The Kloss Award for fantastic music. Previous winners were Slayers Perfect, K-on the film, Love Live 2, Love Live the film & Shuumatsu no Izetta. This year I have to give it to So Ra No Wo To.

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Not only does it have a superb OST in general, but the whole motif it has with music is amazingly graceful. Which does help the series stand out from all the others with strong music.

Five Worst of the Year:

We’ve gone over the worst in various categories, now let’s do some rankings. Starting with the least bad and going to the worst. This year, all of this list is going to be populated by 2/10s. And we had six of those, so one is going to be left out.

#5: Godzilla Kaijuu Wakusei

Honestly, I think this one earns a spot because of how incompetent it is as a Godzilla work but it’s not quite as egregiously bad as most of the 2s. So, it gets the highest spot of the five.

#4: Bio Hunter

Bio Hunter is dumb. Really and truly insipid. But there isn’t as much wrong with it as there are with most of the 2s.

#3: Elf-wo Karu Mono-Tachi

I struggled with whether to give this one the two or three spot. But my big issue with this is its fetishy bullshit humour and I had a lot more negative things to say about the series that did get that spot.

#2: Tiger & Bunny

This series can take its tacky product placements, awful homophobic character who shares the name with an amazing game franchise and nonsense plot straight to Tartarus. I really hated it.

#1: Grand Blue

You probably saw this coming. Awful characters, horrendous jokes, random incest. This series is the Prince of Shite for the year.

Five Best of the year:

As usual, let’s end on a positive note. We may have seen some shit this year, but we’ve also seen true greatness. And here are the five at the top. Keep in mind, #5- #2 were all really close and separated by very slight margins.

#5: Yuru Camp

This series is highly endearing, features an adorable chihuahua, nice scenery, fun characters and a lot of les-yay.

#4: Flying Witch

This is a series that just feels good to watch, has a great cast of characters and looks amazing.

#3: So Ra No Wo To

A fantastic series with a phenomenal cast of characters, interesting events & superb music.

#2: Galaxy Angel 2

This one is just uproariously funny for the vast majority of it. It could be nearly a perfect comedy if not for that episode that takes a serious tone.

#1: Cowboy Bebop

Everything about this series is stellar. It’s not just a classic anime but a classic of science fiction. 

Ktulu’s 5th Annual Awards & Shaming Ceremony

All right, Everybody. It’s this time of year again. Time to go over the best and worst of the works I’ve reviewed from February 15th of 2017 right up to last week’s review of Trinity Blood. Now, last year I didn’t do anything based off of the bonus reviews since those only became a thing starting in December. So, there weren’t may to choose from. This year, we’re going to have two simple awards for those based on the best and worst things I’ve done bonus reviews of.

I’ll start with the best and worst in show for the bonus reviews and our list of contestants is as follows: Blackest Night, Civil War, DC vs Marvel, Doctor Who- The First Doctor, Dragon Quest VII, Frosty the Snowman, Gravity Falls, Jem and the Holograms volume one, Justice League- Crisis on Two Earths, Miitopia, Mortal Kombat- Defenders of the Realm, Muppet Fairy Tales, Ohimesama no Himitsu, Secret Wars, Spider-man Unlimited, Tiny Toons- Night Ghoulery

The Worst In Bonus:

Honestly, there were two big contenders for this one. Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm & Civil War. But only one can be the worst and this year that one is Civil War.

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There are two big reasons that Civil War takes the title. The first is that it, ultimately, had a greater impact. Defenders is barely remembered and the franchise certainly isn’t going to try and make anything from it canon. Civil War, in contrast, led directly to a lot of other horrendous things. The One More Day event, the second Ultimate Alliance game being a load of wank, a sequel that was almost certainly also shit and factored into several other bad Marvel decisions. The second is that Civil War is bad in more egregious ways. Defenders is bad in the manner of a lazy cartoon where the premise wasn’t going to work and no one gave a shit. Civil War had a premise with potential but did everything wrong. And some of it in ways that say really bad things about the creative team.

The Best in Bonus:

This one was a lot harder to pick. I’ve reviewed some phenomenal works as part of the bonus reviews this year. Dragon Quest VII. Gravity Falls, Jem, Secret Wars & Ohimesama no Himitsu are all superb works and I have a lot of affection for every single one of them. But, ultimately, the award goes to Ohimesama no Himitsu. Because out of all the minor problems I had with all of these, it had the most minor. It’s damn close to being the perfect romance work.


Onto the anime awards. The potential contestants are: AD Police, Arion, Ayakashi, Azumanga Daioh, Bakemono no Ko, Bishoujo Yuugekitai Battle Skipper, Chocolate Underground, Dennou Sentai Voogie’s Angel, Devil May Cry, Dragonball- Legend of Shenron, Drifters, Elfen Lied, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Futari wa Precure- Max Heart film 1, Futari wa Precure- Max Heart film 2, Futari wa Precure- Splash Star, gdgd Faeries, Girls und Panzer der film, Green Legend Ran, Gyo, Harmonie, Hunter x Hunter 2011, Idol Project, Iria- Zeiram, Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken- Diamond Wa Kudakenai, Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken- Stardust Crusaders 2, Karas, Kaze Tachinu, Kemono Friends, Kill me Baby, Koe no Katachi, Kowabon, Love Stage, Mob Psycho 100, Mobile Suit Gundam- Iron-Blooded Orphans, Mononoke, Nanbaka, Ookami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki, Osomatsu-san, Palme no Ki, Phantasy Star Online II, Rose of Versailles, Rurouni Kenshin, Sakamichi no Apollon, Shuumatsu no Izetta, Stranger- Mukou Hadan, Street Fighter Alpha, Tales of Eternia, Tales of Zestiria the X, Trinity Blood, Tsuritama, Twilight Q, Vivid Strike, Warau Salesman New, Windaria, Wizardry, Wolf Guy, Youjo Senki

So, there’s our stable of contestants. Let’s move on to the awards.

The Moffat Award for most horrendous writing in a supposedly serious series or OVA. Our previous hall of shamers include such piles of rubbish as Dansi Bunri no Crime Edge, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Madhouse’s X-men & Brain Powerd. This year the big stand outs were Wolf Guy & Elfen Lied. Either one of which deserves recognition but there can be only one “winner” and this year that’s Elfen Lied.


Not only is there more of Elfen Lied to hate, with about twice the content, but there’s also what the series were going for. Wolf Guy was a dumb action work that was trying to be a dumb action work. Elfen Lied was trying to be psychological, mature & filled with horror. None of which worked because the writing was roughly equivalent to a twelve year old who’s trying way too hard to show how mature they are.

The Simone Award for excellent writing in a mostly serious series or OVA. Our prior winners were Psycho Pass, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS & El Cazador de La Bruja. This year’s tough. I gave out a lot of 8s, but not much above that. The two big contenders end up being Mononoke & Vivid Strike. Ultimately, the Simone Award is going to Mononoke.


So, why Mononoke? While both these series are very much worthy, I ultimately feel that Mononoke is a little bit more solid. Because setting up new characters with interesting facets to them and a compelling new scenario for every arc is a little more challenging than telling a really good story about two friends reconnecting over martial arts.

The Abrams Award for worst writing in a film. Our previous hall of shame consists of End of Evangelion, Metropolis, Hetalia: Paint it White & Hanare Toride no Yonna. This year I reviewed quite a few films and the worst, by a good margin, was Arion.


Who would’ve thought that a film ostensibly about mythology that doesn’t understand said mythology, has a confused aesthetic and that thinks a rousing speech is the protagonist complaining that he just killed his father and wants to bone his sister, would turn out to be such an absolute mess? Besides Everybody.

The Miyazaki Award for film writing excellence. Our prior winners were Nausicaa, Kara no Kyoukai 4, Spirited Away & Mononoke Hime. This one was harder to choose. I saw some very solid films this year. But the award ultimately goes to Koe no Katachi.

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This one touches on some very real challenges and actually tells a really strong redemption all while keeping things largely realistic.

The Macfarlane Award for shittiest comedy. Our previous winners were OreImo, Kill la Kill, Sunabouzu & Kashimashi. Now that’s company you want to stand upwind from. This year there was a clear winner and that’s Idol Project.

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Yes, the comedy where random nonsense is used as a substitute for actual jokes and where the under-developed characters aren’t even used for comedic possibilities. All in all, a failure.

The Pratchett Award for best comedic elements. Our prior winners are Bottle Fairy, Doki Doki PreCure, Yuru Yuri San Hai & Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka 2. This year the bell of fortune tolls for Azumanga Daioh.


This was a tough one because I’ve seen a good number of enjoyable, consistently funny comedies. But, ultimately, Azumanga Daioh is the one that stands above the others.

The Meyer Award for worst romantic elements. Our prior anal leakings of amore were OreImo, Mawaru Penguindrum, Love Hina Again & Dance in the Vampire Bund. This year the series that showcases the worst idea of what love is is Wolf Guy.

Wolf Guy

Yeah, the series where our “romance” consists of our protagonist not letting the woman he supposedly loves abort her rapist’s baby even though giving birth is going to kill her because she’s had her mind destroyed and can’t make that decision. This also takes place in a fucked up world where, apparently, this piece of shit is the best one to make the decision for her.

The Kanemaki Award for strongest romance. Our previous winners were Btooom (for Himiko/ Ryouta), Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanha StrikerS (both for NanoFate) & El Cazador de la Bruja (Ellis/ Nadie). This year was actually really difficult to pick a winner. On one hand, we have the Finé/ Izetta romance from Shuumatsu no Izetta and it’s beautiful. On the other hand, we have the Fuuka/ Rinne relationship from Vivid Strike. Which is also lovely. These two dynamics are kind of similar too, both being about old friends reconnecting as their love blossoms. The big difference is that Finé/ Izetta work together and have to overcome outside obstacles while Fuuka/ Rinne have to overcome those elements which caused a falling out betwixt them. Ultimately, I think one of those does lead to a slightly stronger romantic dynamic and that’s why the award goes to Shuumatsu no Izetta.


In the end, we just see more moments of these two as a couple while Vivid Strike is more about the hesitation brought on by past events that’s getting in the way of them coming together. Which gives us more time to spend with Finé & Izetta as a pair and more really sweet moments betwixt the two. And that’s why they edge out the competition and emerge as the better couple.

The Anno Award for the shittiest cast of characters. Our former winners were End of Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Love Hina Again & Kashimashi. All terribly obnoxious groups of characters with no complexity to be found. This year they’re joined by a series that fits right in, Elfen Lied.


Yes, a series with annoying, trope characters. Some of whom have tragic back stories that end up contributing nothing.

The Moore Award for strongest cast of characters. Our prior winners have been Sailor Moon, Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin, Death Parade & Sailor Moon S. As a general rule, I prefer to give this one to a series that has well written characters and a good sized cast of them. This year the series that best fits those criteria is Hunter x Hunter 2011.


This series has a large cast of compelling characters, all of whom possess verisimilitude. In terms of personality, at least. Not so much with their super powers. It also has some of the best written antagonists I’ve ever seen in a shounen action series.

The Bendis Award for the worst major conflict in a series. Our previous piss stains of poor plotting were From Up On Poppy Hill, Sword Art Online, Ice & Sword Art Online II. This was a tough choice because there were several series that legitimately deserved this. But, ultimately, I’m giving the award to AD Police.

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Yes, the series wherein we learn that all major conflicts are caused by over-sexed women. And we can’t bring ourselves to remotely care about any of it because the writing is shite.

The Claremont Award for the greatest major conflict. Our preceding powerhouses of plotting were Psycho Pass, Shingeki no Kyojin, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha As & Haibane Renmei. This year Vivid Strike will be joining their ranks.

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Vivid Strike’s poignant conflict of a pair of old friends trying to reconnect while also delving into the mistakes that were made on both sides is really engrossing and the added romantic tension between the girls just gives their falling out all the more punch.

The Liefeld Award for worst visuals. Our former ocular atrocities in the series category were Aku no Hana, Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Brothers, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls & Byston Well Monogatari: Garzey no Tsubasa. The film category awards have gone to DBZ: Fusion Reborn & Hanare Toride no Yonna. This year our vomit inducing visuals were found in Elfen Lied & Arion.

Arion should come as no surprise but you might be wondering how Elfen Lied won over series like gdgd Faeries where the artwork looks generally like bad cg. Well, the ultimate reason is that gdgd Faeries has bad artwork, but it’s artwork that doesn’t detract from anything the series is doing. Elfen Lied, in contrast, is trying to incorporate subtle, psychological elements. It fails completely, but it’s trying to. And when you’re trying to incorporate subtle psychological elements, having overblown, ridiculous violence and nudity undermines that aspect. Even if the series hadn’t been really terribly written the visuals would hurt it. And that’s why it’s the worst.

The Urbino Award for vivacious visuals. Our prior comely chieftains were (series) Mushishi & Stand Alone Complex 2nd gig and (film) Nausicaa, Tokyo Godfathers, Spirited Away & Mononoke Hime. This year they’re joined by Kaze Tachinu & Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans.

A film that was just okay but with the lovely visual elements of most Ghibli films and a series where the art was stellar.

The Spencer Award for scrub-tier acting. Our previous grade school theatre productions were the English dub of Sailor Moon, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ice & Kashimashi. This year it goes to Wolf Guy.

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Like most of the winners, this one had some good actors. It just had good actors who sounded terrible due to writing and direction that demanded dreadful performances.

The Sir Stewart Award for amazing acting. Our preceding pinnacle performances came from Black Rock Shooter (OVA), Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Glass no Kamen & Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu. This was really tough to choose since a lot of the more average series I’ve reviewed have still managed to have good acting. But this year they’re being joined by Hunter x Hunter 2011.


This series has a lot of excellent performances and it, ultimately, deserves to be recognised for it.

The Perry Award for malodorous music. Our former ear beatings were the English dub of Sailor Moon, Street Fighter II, Mars of Destruction & Kagewani. This year it goes to Arion.


Yes, the film where the lousy sound mixing damages music that actually did come from a good composer. Even if it is probably was his worst composition work even without the balancing problems.

The Kloss Award for magnificent melodies. Our previous cherished compositions came from Slayers Perfect, K-on the film, Love Live series 2 & Love Live the School Idol film. This year they’re joined by Michiru’s prominent OST work on Shuumatsu no Izetta.


There were some other strong candidates but none as consistently good, musically, as this. It’s a superb soundtrack, period.

That’s it for this year’s awards. Thank you all for reading my snark-laden reviews another year. I’ve enjoyed all of your comments. You’re a fantastic bunch of readers. Tomorrow I’ll post the Junjou Romantica review. So, there’s that to look forward to.

Ktulu’s Fourth Annual Awards & Shaming Ceremony

For those of you who haven’t been following my blog for as long, allow me to explain. This is the time of year where I take every single series I’ve reviewed from February 15th of 2016 to the very last review I did, in this case Natsume Yuujinchou, and I praise the best while demeaning the worst. With every positive reward having a negative counterpart. Like last year I’m not going to bother giving you nominees. It’s not like I’m going to break for adverts and reveal the winners after the breaks or like I’m going to rent a stadium and invite all the nominees to wear fancy dress and accept trophies. Even if I had the euros to waste, I guarantee all those people have better things to do. So, let’s keep things to the point. I also won’t be including the bonus reviews. Maybe next year when I have more than five I’ll give them their own awards. Like last year, I’ll list off the eligible series in alphabetical order first.

This year the anime reviewed were:

91 Days, Ajin, Binbougami Ga, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon S, Boku Dake ga Inai Machi, Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan series 2, Brain Powerd, Byston Well Monogatari: Garzey no Tsubasa, Charlotte, Code Geass R2, Coppelion, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Danganronpa 3: Mirai Hen, Danganronpa 3: Zetsubou Hen, El Cazador de la Bruja, El Hazard: The Magnificent World, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Gangsta, Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex: 2nd Gig, Ginga Ojou-sama Densetsu Yuna Shin’en no Fairy, Gochuumon Wa Usagi Desu Ka series 2, Golgo 13, Gravitation, Gunsmith Cats, Haibane Renmei, Hanare Toride no Yonna, Ixion Saga DT, JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken: Stardust Crusaders, Kagewani, Kara no Kyoukai: Mirai Fukuin, Kashimashi, Komori-san wa Kotowarenai, Koutetsujou no Kabaneri, Kuuchuu Buranko, Love Live: The School Idol Film, Magic Tree House, Mononoke Hime, Mouryou no Hako, Natsume Yuujinchou, Noir, Non Non Biyori, One Punch Man, Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry, Rokka no Yuusha, Rurouni Kenshin: Meji Kenkaku Romantan- Tsuiokuhen, Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin, Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata, Sansha Sanyou, Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu, SKET Dance, Sword Art Online II, Terra Formars, Terra Formars Revenge, Toradora, Totsuzen Neko no Kuni Banipal, Triangle Heart Sweet Songs Forever, Upotte, & Yuri Kuma Arashi

So, with our contestants firmly established let’s begin announcing the winners.

The Moffat award for unbearably awful writing in a mostly serious anime or OVA. Our previous winners were Dansi Bunri no Crime Edge, Neon Genesis Evangelion and Madhouse’s take on one of my absolute favourite super hero teams, the X-men. This year we had some stiff competition. The big contenders were Garzey no Tsubasa, Kagewani & Brain Powerd. In the end the winner is Brain Powerd.


Here’s the thing that sets this one apart from the other two. The other two are unintentionally kind of enjoyable. While Brain Powerd also has some moments that are funny in their incompetence, it’s also much longer and those moments are farther between.

The Simone award for stellar writing in a mostly serious series or OVA. Previous winners were Psycho Pass, Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex & Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS. While I did watch several fantastic series this year, the winner probably won’t surprise anyone since I only gave one series a ten and the rest of the really strong ones got eights and nines. The winner is El Cazador de la Bruja.


A fantastically written story about two ladies on a journey, meeting interesting characters and strengthening their bond. I absolutely adored this series.

The Abrams award for worst writing in a film. The prior winners were End of Evangelion, Metropolis & Hetalia: Paint it White. This year we had a very clear winner and that film was: Hanare Toride no Yonna.


Yes, it was an ugly film with a nonsensical narrative and the best thing I could say about it was that it was over quickly.

The Miyazaki award for best writing in a film. Our previous winners were Nausicaa, Kara no Kyoukai 4 & Spirited Away. This year’s winner is probably kind of obvious. The award goes to Mononoke Hime.


One of Ghibli’s finest and definitely a worthy winner.

The Macfarlane award for worst attempt at comedy. Our previous winners were OreImo, Kill la Kill & Sunabouzu. This year was a bit difficult since I watched two really horrendous comedies that were roughly on par but this year’s recipient is Kashimashi.


While Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan series 2 was a real contender, Kashimashi featured “jokes” about the main lead’s father acting like an incestuous pervert.Which is worse than anything from Bokusatsu Tenshi.

The Pratchett award for best comedic elements. The prior winners were Bottle Fairy, Doki Doki Precure & Yuru Yuri San Hai. This year it goes to Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka series 2.


It’s a cutesy, endearing series and the funniest I’ve watched this year.

The Meyer award for the worst romantic elements. Our previous winners were OreImo, Mawaru Penguindrum & Love Hina Again. This year’s anime that gave love a bad name is Dance in the Vampire Bund.


It was pretty difficult to choose between this and Kashimashi, the supposedly yuri (but not really) series that goes to absurd extremes to try and justify two girls liking one another. In the end, though, the series where both the major and secondary romance have paedophilic aspects has to be worse.

The Kanemaki award for best romantic elements. Our previous winners were Btooom (for the Himiko/ Ryouta romance), Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha & Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS With both of those winning for the NanoFate. This year’s winner is probably obvious. The winner is El Cazador de la Bruja.


Ellis and Nadie are such a superb couple. If Bee Train made an anime that was just the two of them doing mundane things like going to the cinema, grocery shopping, buying a chihuahua & getting married in their matching gowns, I’d watch it. As long as they were in character I’d absolutely love it too. Because when you’ve got a couple this superb, even the mundane things they do are compelling.

The Anno award for the worst cast of characters. Previous winners were End of Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion & Love Hina Again. Joining them this year is Kashimashi.


Yes, Kashimashi. It has some bland side characters and a whole lot of annoying ones. Notably the main cast.

The Moore award for best cast of characters. Our previous winners were Sailor Moon, Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin & Death Parade. This year it goes to Sailor Moon S.

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This was one of the hardest picks of the year. There were seven other anime that I really considered giving it to. In the end, however, I chose S just because it wins in terms of sheer numbers. In the end, it has more characters that I have a deep fondness for than any of the other series I considered. With most of them having three or four and S having close to ten.

The Bendis award for worst major conflict. The previous sultans of suckage were From Up on Poppy Hill, Sword Art Online & Ice. This year they’re going to be joined by Sword Art Online II.


While there were some other series with lousy conflicts, Sword Art Online II surpassed them by having three. The plot hole riddled conflict where Blandon has more trouble cleaning up after the incompetence of the authorities than actually dealing with the threat. The whole thing where they’re just doing a lousy quest in an online game and there are no stakes and Blanda being a whiny, obnoxious pile of shite because her mum is slightly domineering.

The Claremont award for most compelling conflict. Previous winners were Psycho Pass, Shingeki no Kyojin & Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha As. This year it’s going to Haibane Renmei.


With a heavily psychological conflict where the stakes boil down to the life of a character we’ve gotten to know and love. It really is masterful.

The Liefeld award for worst visuals. Previous winners were Aku no Hana, Amada anime series: Super Mario Brothers & last year I did something different by giving out two categories of this award. One for films and the other for series. The winners were Dragonball Z: Fusion Reborn & Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. This year I’ll be giving out two again, but this time we have a film that truly has awful art instead of passable art that suffers from weak action scenes. The awards go to Hanare Toride noYonna in the film category and Byston Well Monogatari: Garzey no Tsubasa in the series category.


Both of these were outright ugly with bizarre proportions. Garzey no Tsubasa may, at least, have unintentionally hilarious art but that’s only because it’s so incompetent.

The Urbino award for excellent visuals. This is another one where I started giving out two last year, but I didn’t in the prior years. With that in mind the winners have been Nausicaa, Tokyo Godfathers, Spirited Away & Mushishi. This year the winner for the film category is Mononoke Hime. The winner for the series category is Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex 2nd Gig.

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These ones were very difficult. For films it came down to Mononoke Hime and Advent Children, both of which have stunning visuals. For the series category, it was even harder. There were a good number of series I watched this year that just had superb artwork with really unique aesthetics. But, in the end, these two came out on top.

The Spencer award for acting incompetence. Our previous winners were the English dub of Sailor Moon (which will be the only dub I ever review), Neon Genesis Evangelion & Ice. This year it has to go to Kashimashi.


Yes, Kashimashi. A series that took talented actors and made them sound like they don’t give a shit, except in a few notable cases where they sounded downright dreadful.

The Sir Stewart award for acting excellence. Our past winners were Black Rock Shooter (OVA), Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha & Glass no Kamen. This one is always harder to decide than the Spencer award, since even bad anime tend to have passable performances. So, the really wretched ones stand out. But this year the title of best goes to Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu.


This was a series with a lot of drama, but also a lot of heart. It’s a series where the performances were subtle, nuanced and brilliant. Out of all the fantastic vocal performances I’ve heard this year, it definitely stands out.

The Perry award for worst music in a series. Previous winners were the English dub of Sailor Moon, Street Fighter II & Mars of Destruction. This year it goes to Kagewani.


While not terrible, the music in it is really weak.

The Kloss award for best music. Our previous winners were Slayers Perfect, K-on the movie & Love Live series 2. This year it’s going to go to Love Live: The School Idol Film.

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This film has phenomenal music. The singing was superb. The composition was excellent. All in all, it’s a film where they needed good music for the premise and they nailed it.

That’s it for this year’s awards. Who knows what awaits us this year in terms of what’s going to be reviewed. This upcoming weekend I’ll post February’s bonus review. It’s covering the graphic novel DC Versus Marvel Comics. So, there’s that to look forward to. Tomorrow I’ll post my review of Love Stage and a special thanks to all of you who have been reading my reviews throughout the year and also those of you who started reading at some point during the year. I always love reading your comments and hearing what you thought of the various series I’ve reviewed. You’re all fantastic. Feel free to leave a comment telling me which of the eligible series you thought should have been shamed or awarded.

First Annual Reader Awards: And the Votes say…

Okay, everyone. Two weeks ago I said that I’d put up your choices for the awards. So, this week I’m doing that. Keep in mind, those people who did vote didn’t see all the anime I reviewed. So, these are going to lean pretty heavily towards the better known anime that I watched.Now, let’s look at your choices. Whether I agree with them or not.

Moffat Award for worst series/OVA: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. 

Yeah, this one is bad. As a work of horror, it fails pretty badly, being funny more often than frightening. Not my pick, but I can see why it was yours.

Simone Award for best serious series/OVA: Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch.

This is another one I can understand. Code Geass did a lot right and gave us a compelling story. Incidentally, I will be reviewing the second series in either late March or early April. So, that’ll be fun for all of us.

Abrams Award for worst film: Hetalia: Paint it White.

Here’s one we agreed on. This film was just bad with all of its good scenes being lazily lifted from the main series.

Miyazaki Award for best film: Spirited Away

Here’s another one we completely agree on. This film gave us a grand adventure with strong characters and was just Studio Ghibli at their best.

Macfarlane award for worst comedy: Hetalia: Paint it White.

I guess you guys disliked that film a lot more than I did, because I can think of a couple worse comedies I watched, but this is all about you and your choice was Paint it White.

Pratchett Award for best comedy: Gintama

I can’t really agree on this one. Gintama is not my type of comedy. But, at the same time, this choice isn’t surprising, since the series is popular.

Meyer Award for worst romance: Love Hina.

This one doesn’t really surprise me either. After all, it’s very close to my own pick.

Kanemaki Award for best romance: Yuru Yuri: San Hai.

I’m not really sure which pairing you all liked the most from this series. Maybe it was Sakurako & Himawari. Maybe it was Chinatsu & Yui. Maybe it was a poly-amorous coven. Whatever the case, San Hai was your choice for best romance.

Anno Award for worst cast: Hetalia: Paint it White.

On one hand, I don’t think this series has a bad cast at all. But, on the other hand, the film does kind of make it look like it does. either way, this is your choice I had mine two weeks ago.

Moore Award for best cast: Gintama

Well then… I guess that’s a thing.

Bendis Award for worst conflict: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. 

In terms of execution, this conflict is pretty bad. I can see why you picked it.

Claremont Award for best conflict: Code Geass Hangyaku no Lelouch

I can understand this one too. Code Geass was really good about setting up both a conflict of ideals and one of this small resistance force against a major power.

Liefeld Award for worst visuals: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

This was one of my two choices too. With overblown gore effects that are exaggerated to the point of silliness and ridiculous monsters. It just looks bad. Glad we agree on that.

Urbino Award for best visuals: Spirited Away.

Again, we agree. Also one of my choices this year. The visuals in this are Studio Ghibli at their finest. Beautiful details and a fantastically designed world.

Spencer Award for worst acting: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls.

I don’t disagree about this being badly done. These characters were bland and the actors, though they do their best, can’t really make them sound compelling.

Sir Stewart Award for best acting: Yahari ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru.

The series does have some strong performances. Can’t really fault you for picking it.

Perry Award for worst music: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

This one got a lot of the negative reader awards this year.

Kloss Award for best music: Gintama.

I’m just not going to say anything on this one. After all, this is about your picks.

So, there’s how you all voted. I guess you really liked Gintama, Spirited Away & Code Geass and really hated Corpse Party & Hetalia: Paint it white. I can largely agree on four of those.

Ktulu’s Third Annual Anime Awards & Shaming Ceremony

This year, I thought I’d try something a bit different with these. First off, I’m not going to bother with nominees. It occurs to me that having different nominees is only really helpful if I announce those in advance. Secondly, I’ll be hosting a “reader’s choice” awards. I’ll list every single anime I’ve reviewed this year, sorted alphabetically, in the comments section leave your own choices for the various awards. For those of you who are regular readers from AFT, I’ll be posting a special thread for you to use. You can vote for however many categories you want. They can be anything that actually relates to the award in question, regardless of whether or not I liked/disliked them. To give a few examples, Futari Wa Precure: Max Heart  won’t be eligible for the various film reviews & Corpse Party isn’t eligible for the comedic awards, because it has to be deliberately funny to be in the running for those. For your convenience, I’ve labelled all of the film reviews.

So, here’s our list of anime reviewed:

3×3 Eyes Seima Densetsu, Akuma no Riddle, All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku: Dash, Ankoku Cat, Appleseed (film), Cardcaptor Sakura: the movie (film), Choujigen Game Neptune: The Animation, Choujuu Densetsu Gestalt, Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch, Conqueror of Shamballa (film), Corpse Party: Tortured Souls, Death Parade, Divergence Eve, Dragonball Z: Fusion Reborn (film), Exlorer Woman Ray, Futari wa Precure: Max Heart, Gankutsuou, Ginga Ojou-sama Densetsu Yuna, Gintama, Glass no Kamen, Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka, Hetalia: Paint it White (film), Hoshi wo ou Kodomo (film), Ice, Kannazuki no Miko, Kara no Kyoukai 6 (film), Kara no Kyoukai 7 (film), Kekkai Sensen, Kigurumikku V3, Kyattou Ninden Teyandee, Love Hina, Love Hina Again, Love Live, Love Live 2, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha As, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha Vivid, Mars of Destruction, Miyamoto Musashi: Souken ni Haseru Yume (film), Mushishi, Natsu no Arashi 2, Night Walker: Mayonaka no Tantei, Overlord, Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom, Sengoku Otome: Momoiro Paradox, Shigofumi, Shinrei Tantei Yakumo, Solty Rei, Spirited Away (film), Strike Witches, Sunabouzu, Uchuu Kyoudai, Whisper of the Heart (Film), Wooser no Sono Higurashi, X-men, Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru, Yuru Yuri 2, Yuru Yuri San Hai 

Now that that’s taken care of, let’s go over my personal choices for this year’s awards.

The Moffat Award for unbearably awful writing within a supposedly mostly serious series or OVA. Previous winners: Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge & Neon Genesis Evangelion

This year’s Moffat award winner is, from Madhouse, X-men. 


You’re probably thinking, “really, Ktulu? You’ve reviewed Mars of Destruction, Ice & Corpse Party: Tortured Souls this year, but X-men stands out as the worst?” Yes, yes it does. Don’t get me wrong, all of these are terrible in their own right, but there are two things that makes X-men worse than those other three, for me. The first is that it’s the longest. Which gives it more time for its stupidity. The second is that I have a bigger attachment to X-men than I do those other series. I’ve never played the games that Corpse Party & Mars of Destruction are based on nor have I read the novel that Ice is based on. Maybe they’re good and the anime versions butchered them, maybe they’re just as bad. What I have read are a lot of X-men issues. As written by Chris Claremont, this is easily one of my favourite super hero teams. Which makes seeing them written as badly as they are in this series particularly infuriating.

The Simone Award for writing excellence is a mostly serious series or OVA. Our previous winners were Psycho Pass & Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. 

This year the Simone award goes to Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS.


This one was tough to decide with StrikerS, Mushishi & Death Parade all in the running, but, in the end, StrikerS is the one I have the most fondness for by a very slight margin.

The Abrams Award for Horrendous film writing. Our previous winners were End of Evangelion & Metropolis.

This year the Abrams Award goes to Hetalia: Paint it White.


As fond as I am of the series itself, the film was a lazy drudge with recycled gags and basically nothing good that was actually original for the franchise.

The Miyazaki Award for stellar film writing. Our previous winners were Nausicaa & Kara no Kyoukai 4. 

This year’s Miyazaki award goes to Spirited Away. 

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An excellent film from Studio Ghibli and the best I’ve watched this year.

The Macfarlane award for most failed comedy. Our prior winners were OreImo & Kill la Kill. 

This year, the Macfarlane award goes to Sunabouzu.


A series that treated rape as uproariously funny and consistently found new ways to defy good taste and be genuinely one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

The Pratchett award for comedic excellence. Our previous winners were Bottle Fairy & Doki Doki Precure.

This year’s Pratchett award goes to Yuru Yuri San Hai.

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It was difficult to choose between this and the second series of Love Live but, ultimately, San Hai came out on top by the slightest of margins.

The Meyer award for worst written romance. Our previous winners were OreImo & Mawaru Penguindrum.

This year’s Meyer award goes to Love Hina Again.

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Have you ever wanted to see a love triangle with a guy, his sister and the girl who abuses him? If you answered in the affirmative, I question your mental health. But that’s what Love Hina Again provides.

Next up we have the Kanemaki award for greatest romance. The previous winners of this one were Btooom & Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

This year, the Kanemaki award goes to Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS.


They had a fantastic budding romance in the first series. In StrikerS, they have a stellar mature romance. Nanoha and Fate are a spectacular couple.

The Anno award for flattest, most uninteresting cast. Previous winners were End of Evangelion & Neon Genesis Evangelion.

This year it goes to Love Hina Again. 

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The only reason that Sunabouzu didn’t take this one is that its characters are supposed to be unlikable. That’s the joke. Love Hina gives us a bunch of characters we’re supposed to like, because… they’re one-dimensional and obnoxious and Love Hina Again lowers the bar by adding in the incestuous sister character.

The Moore award for best cast. Our previous winners were Sailor Moon & Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin.

This year’s Moore award goes to Death Parade.

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Death Parade gives us a  group of characters who are highly endearing and have a lot to them. Both in terms of major characters and in terms of one episode characters.

The Bendis award for worst major conflict. The previous winners were From up on Poppy Hill & Sword Art Online.

This year’s Bendis award goes to Ice.


Ice is a series where the main conflict really doesn’t work even in concept. We have a future with only women. we have two major factions. One wants to save humanity, but not with the tested, functional methods we have to let two women reproduce with one another. They want to use some convoluted nonsense. We also have another group that hates science because it’s a man’s field (Nothing insulting to all the female scientists out there at all) and just wants to let everything end while they indulge in hedonism. Both of these groups are insufferably stupid and it makes their conflict really uninteresting.

The Claremont award for most compelling conflict. Our previous winners for this one are Psycho Pass & Shingeki no Kyojin.

This year’s Claremont award goes to Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A’s.

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What makes this conflict so good is that the antagonists are really endearing and have an incredibly sympathetic motivation. You want to see Nanoha & Fate pull through, but you also want the guardian knights to come out okay. You’re legitimately torn between the groups and it makes the conflict really compelling.

The Liefeld award for visual ineptitude. Our previous winners were Aku no Hana & Amada anime Series: Super Mario Brothers.

This year, we’re doing something a bit different and giving two out. One for the film category and the other for the series/OVA category. Our winners are Dragonball Z: Fusion Reborn & Corpse Party: Tortured Souls.

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In the case of Fusion Reborn, the big artistic failing is that the action sequences are weak, which is pretty sad when you have something as action-oriented as Dragonball. In Tortured Souls the big issue is that it looks goofy. The gore effects are overblown to the point of absurd and the monsters just look silly. The artwork takes scenes that are supposed to be intense and makes them unintentionally hilarious.

Next we have the Urbino award for visual excellence. Our previous winners were Nausicaa & Tokyo Godfathers. 

This year, there will be two. One for the film category & one for the series/OVA category. Our winners are Spirited Away & Mushishi.


Both of these works are really well detailed with some stellar nature scenes and they just look really superb.

The Spencer award for acting incompetence. Our previous winners were the English dub of Sailor Moon & Neon Genesis Evangelion.

This year, the Spencer award goes to Ice.


Ultimately, Ice suffers from casting several girls who can’t act in major roles and from Ishida Akira’s worst performance. In spite of him being a genuinely good actor.

The Sir Stewart award for impeccable acting. Our previous winners were Black Rock Shooter (OVA) & Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

This year’s Sir Stewart award goes to Glass no Kamen.

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What makes this series stand out are the multiple performances from Kobayashi Sanae & Yajima Akiko as their characters don different asks for the stage. They have to play their own characters, plus the characters their characters are playing and they have to do all of it really well for the series to work. Which they do, brilliantly.

The Perry award for ear-splitting awful music. Our previous winners were the English dub of Sailor Moon & Street Fighter II.

This year’s Perry award winner is Mars of Destruction.

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As much as I love classical music, Mars of Destruction uses it in a very shoddy way, not bothering to match the music to what’s happening on screen. That, in addition to the crappy sound mixing, makes it the worst.

Our final award is the Kloss award for loveliest music. The previous winners were Slayers Perfect & K-on: The Movie. 

This year’s Kloss award goes to Love Live series 2.

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The music in this series really is spectacular and the way the actresses harmonise is superb.

So, those are my choices this year. Feel free to leave a comment with your choices from the list or you can e-mail me at Thanks for following me this year and I hope you’ll continue to do so in the following year, even when our tastes are very different. In two weeks I’ll post the reader’s choice winners. Have a happy Valentine’s all.

Second Annual awards and shaming Ceremony

Sorry Guys, accidentally posted this on my other site initially. Terribly embarrassing, but there you go.

Welcome to this year’s anime awards. It’s been nearly four years that I’ve been doing reviews, and the second year that I’ve been doing them on WordPress. Thanks to all of you who have supported me in that time. It is greatly appreciated. Like last year, these won’t include the reviews of yesteryear Just everything I’ve looked at from 5 Centimetres per second to Gakuen Heaven. Nominees will appear in alphabetical order. There have been a lot of ups and downs this year. So, let’s look at the best of the highs and the lowest of the lows.

To start with, let’s present a few special awards. These are awards that don’t come out on a yearly basis, but are really specialised and based on what I’ve seen a lot of during the year. This was actually an idea that my little sister had based on how many video game-based anime I’ve looked at.

Given to the most inane portrayals of the future, The future is dumb award nominees are:

Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu a future where the most basic military strategies are considered brilliant and where having more ships than the other guys counts as a strategy. Shinsekai Yori: where bad science creates plot holes. (Like not knowing how many creatures have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Here’s a hint, it’s not just humans and olive trees. Or fluctuating between physiological and psychological triggers.) Sword Art Online: Where a product that can be reprogrammed to kill its user somehow makes it past all of those product safety commissions and where we learn that humans are just jerks who will try to murder each other before cooperating in a crisis situation. Even if it’s to their own ultimate detriment.

This one is hard to judge because they’re all dumb in different ways. But the award for the dumbest future goes to: Sword Art Online. While Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu & Shinsekai Yori are both dumb, at least they’re dumb in ways that would have required some research or other effort to address. For Sword Art Online, there’s no excuse. It fails at understanding the very basics of human behaviour, and that makes it the dumbest of the three.

The Navi award for most obnoxious sidekick in a decent series:

I’ve watched a lot of anime with annoying and kind of pointless sidekick characters, and the sad part is that the worst of them aren’t from bad anime. The nominees are Claymore for Raki. DokiDoki Precure for Ai & Futari Wa Precurefor Pollun. And the award goes to… Claymore. As annoying as Ai and Pollun are, at least they serve more of a purpose within the plot than Raki, and they’re also a bit more downplayed given the comparative lengths of the series. Raki, the worst sidekick of this year.

The Boll award for worst video game adaptation:

I’ve reviewed a lot of films, series and OVAs based on video games this year. The contenders for the worst are: Amada Anime series: Super Mario Brothers, Corpse Party: Missing Footage, & Galerians: Rion. And the worst of them is… Corpse Party. While the other two are bad, they at least provide some good snark value. In contrast, Corpse Party is just annoying and stupid.

The Miyamoto award for best game adaptation:

As bad as some of the game adaptations I’ve seen this year have been, I’ve also looked at some really good ones. The nominees for the title of the best are: Fire Emblem, Pokemon: The Origin & Street Fighter II the movie. Which is the best? The winner is Pokemon: The Origin. While not perfect, it is a great little OVA that lovingly follows the original trio of Pokemon games.

Now, let’s move on to our reoccurring awards.

The Moffat award for unbearably awful writing within a supposedly mostly serious series or OVA:

There have been some bad ones this year, our nominees are: Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu, Neon Genesis Evangelion & Sword Art Online. These ones were hard to get through. So, which of these stinkers was the worst? The “winner” isEvangelion. A series that takes standard mecha fare, does it atrociously, covers it with pretentious bullshit and combines it with nothing of any value.

The Simone award for writing excellence in a mostly serious series or OVA:

There were some really good series this year but the ones that stood apart and earned the nominations are: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha & Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin. All of them would be more than worthy, but the honour goes to Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. One of the few anime I’ve given a perfect 10 rating to.

The Abrams award for horrendous film writing:

This one isn’t going to be as enthusiastic as it was last year since the films I’ve reviewed have been, at worst, kind of mediocre or below average and I didn’t really get any of the horrendous film offerings like I looked at last year. So, the nominations for the weakest film this year are: Dragon Quest Retsuden: Roto no Monshou, Metropolis & The Girl Who Leapt through time. And the weakest film from this year’s reviews was… Metropolis. A sub-par work inspired by a vastly superior classic film.

The Miyazaki award for stellar film writing:

Now this one I can be more enthused about since I have actually seen some really good films this year. The nominees are: K-on the movie, Kara no Kyoukai 4, & Tokyo Godfathers. The winner is Kara no Kyoukai 4. It’s odd that last year the first KnK film was deservedly nominated for the Abrams award, although it didn’t win it, and this year the 4th and 5th installments both received such high ratings, but the 4th was the superior of the two and the best film of this year.

The Macfarlane award for most failed comedic/light-hearted attempt:

There’s nothing that’s good in quite the same way as a good comedy. So, what about those comedies devoid of mirth that just leave you annoyed? The nominees this year are Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Brothers, Kill La Kill & Potemayo. And the award goes to… Kill La Kill. While the Mario Ova is worse as a whole, at least it managed to provide some good snark fodder and some moments that were kind of funny if only in their incompetence. Kill la Kill just had characters being loud and annoying. Which makes it the worst of the three.

The Pratchett award for wittiest light-hearted/ comedic work:

There were plenty of works that brought so much joy and mirth this year. In fact, it was hard to pick just three nominees. But those that excelled the most were:DokiDoki Precure, Muteki Kanban Musume, & Slayers Return. Any one of these would be a worthy recipient but the award can only go to one and that one is…DokiDoki Precure. It was an adorable anime with a lot of good heart-warming and funny moments and it maintained its high level of quality for 44 episodes as opposed to a film or a twelve episode series. Making it the victor.

The Meyer award for worst written romance:

Romance is one of those things that’s easy to throw into a series regardless of whether or not it’s the main focus. It’s also difficult to do well and there are a lot of things that throw it in without being prepared to do it well, or even trying. The nominees for doing it the worst this year are: Mawaru Penguindrum, Shinsekai Yori & Sword Art Online. This was a tough one to choose because all three of these use romance really badly. But the worst of the three was… Mawaru Penguindrum for its romance involving siblings and for bringing in sexual assault without even trying to handle it. Prompting instead to let it drop and never be mentioned again after it happens.

The Kanemaki award for loveliest romance:

This was a hard one to pick nominees for. I’ve seen quite a few anime this year that used romance well, some of which had it as their main genre. But the best of them were: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha for its first love narrative with Nanoha and Fate, Murder Princess for its highly emotion-based romance between Falis and Alita & Yami No Matsuei for its very touching romance between Tsuzuki and Hisoka and the Kanemaki award goes to… Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. As good as the other two are, Nanoha provided a perfect look at blossoming romantic love and made it incredibly important to the plot whereas the other two gave us really good romances, but romances that were more of a secondary thing.

Anno award for flattest, most uninteresting cast:

A terrible cast filled with obnoxious one-dimensional characters can take something terrible and make it worse, or take something that would otherwise be pretty decent and make it bad. The worst casts this year have been: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Shinsekai Yori & Sword Art Online. Three wretched casts full of stagnant, uninteresting, obnoxious twits and the worst of them is Neon Genesis Evangelion. With characters defined by the annoying trait, be it that they’re whiny, completely unemotional or something else, that’s caused by their parental issues. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more annoying group of non-characters in anything and I watched the first Twilight movie.

Moore award for best cast:

While a horrendous cast can have disastrous consequences for the narrative, a really stellar cast can have a major benefit for it. Our nominees for best cast of this year are: Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin, & Sailor Moon R. Three groups of characters that were really enjoyable and the award goes to Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin. It was a tough call, but in the end, Rainbow had the cast that did the most. The others both had excellent characters, but they also had a few running around that didn’t do much. Like Pazu and Borma or who are a bit annoying like Chibi-Usa. In my opinion,Rainbow did the best job of distributing the screen time among its characters and making them all important. Which is why it earns the Moore award.

Bendis award for worst major conflict:

Don’t you just love when a story has a conflict that’s stupid, tedious or really pointless? Of course you don’t. And yet some pieces of media seem to think that those are the stories that people want to see. The worst offenders this year were:Chokotan, Shinsekai Yori, & Sword Art Online. The worst of them was… Sword Art Online. While Chokotan had a dumb little conflict based on a crush knowing more than one girl and Shinsekai Yori had a conflict that was filled with massive logical problems, Sword Art Online featured a conflict that was dead on arrival. While the idea of people being trapped in a game has merit, the way they did it using devices readily available for sale that could kill their users instantly rendered the whole thing idiotic to an irreparable degree.

Claremont award for most compelling conflict:

Doing a conflict well can be difficult, but when someone gets it right and does it amazingly, it’s sure to be a worthwhile work. The best underlying conflict nominees are: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha & Shingeki no Kyojin. So, which of these had the most compelling conflict? The award goes to… Shingeki no Kyojin. While the other two were better series overall, Shingeki no Kyojin gives the viewer a sense of foreboding with mankind on its last legs trying desperately to survive against an encroaching enemy of vastly superior strength, size and stamina. It’s a conflict with a wide scope and with a lot of really fascinating elements.

Liefeld award for visual ineptitude:

Sometimes anime don’t even try to look appealing. They go the extra mile to look hideous. Our Liefeld award nominees for those that best exemplified this practice are: Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Brothers, Galerians: Rion, & Kill La Kill.So, which of these anime managed to look the ugliest? The Liefeld award goes to… Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Brothers. Oh yes, the series with really wooden animation that clearly no one put any effort into. It’s just an ugly little OVA.

Urbino award for visual excellence:

For all of the art that was well done, there were those that really stood out and enhanced the experience. The nominees for the Urbino award are: 5 Centimetres per second, Shingeki no Kyojin & Tokyo Godfathers. Which of these three beautifully drawn and animated works looked the best? The Urbino award goes to… Tokyo Godfathers.

Spencer award for acting incompetence:

Most of the acting I hear in anime is at least passable, which makes it all the more noticeable when a series comes along that sounds terrible in that regard. Our worst offenders this year were: Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Brothers, Kill La Kill & Neon Genesis Evangelion. Which was the worst? That dubious honour goes to… Neon Genesis Evangelion. It was really hard to choose between that and Kill la Kill since both feature some strong actors giving terrible performances with no emotional substance, but at least Kill la Kill was going for an overly exaggerated comedy aesthetic with its acting and, as annoying as it was, it did manage that much. With Evangelion they tried a more dramatic approach and managed to have really obnoxious acting with one or two completely unnuanced emotions conveyed by each person because… the lack of emotional substance makes things more dramatic? Or incredibly unbearable, it’s one of those.

Sir Stewart award for impeccable acting:

There were a lot of really superb vocal casts in the anime I watched this year and it was tough choosing the best. The three that ended up seizing the nominations are: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha & Slayers Return. And the Sir Stewart award goes to… Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. It was hard to choose from among the three. All three were incredibly close to perfection in their acting. In the end, the same major factor that ended up deciding it last year came into play. The chemistry between the leads, in this case Mizuki Nana and Tamura Yukari, ended up as the deciding factor.

Perry award for ear-splittingly awful music:

Last year I made this one all about the vocals themselves, but this time around I’m going to talk about the music in general instead of just that one aspect. As such our nominees are: Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Brothers, Kara no Kyoukai 4 for Mikiya’s rendition of “Singing in the Rain,” & Street Fighter II for music that clashes with the action. And the winner is… Street Fighter II. While the performance of “Singing in the Rain” and the Mario OVA music in general were pretty horrible, at least they fit into what’s happening on screen. Which isn’t something you can say for the music that plays in the Street Fighter II film.

Kloss award for harmonious and lovely music:

It’s time for our final award of the year, which work had the best music. This was another tough one since there were so many series and films that did this really well. Nevertheless, I went through and found the three that did it the best. The nominees are: Futari wa Precure, K-on the movie & Slayers Return. But only one can win and the Kloss award goes to… K-on the movie. Which probably isn’t too surprising since one of its big focuses was on the music, which it succeeded beautifully at.

That’s it for this year. Thank you all for putting up with me and supporting me. You’ve been just lovely and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed sharing my viewing experiences with all of you. I’ll keep trying my best in the coming year and I hope you’ll all enjoy it even when you disagree with me on something.